Mystery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0

if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

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konpaito 5

I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.

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SingleMaltScotch 4

You need to (1) be a better parent (2) get decent friends that don't screw your kid and (3) check references when hiring a pool guy, or better yet, learn to take care of your own pool.

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Sonotsuave 35

Finally some good advice

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brnybrwn 0

that would probably be me...lol...but at least I take breaks do I don't have to think...one person each month...pretty much...lol

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blue_eyes4602 0

I hopeyou ate not friend with that guy anymore. he's a pervert. Your daughter seems like a ****. maybe it's not just between those two. maybe there are other possible fathers as well

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tygerarmy 35

You failed as a parent because your daughter doesn't know to use protection, and havin' sex in a pool is NOT a form of protection. I hope you fired the pool boy(isn't the mom supposed to be bangin' the pool boy?) and no longer consider the other guy a friend. Time to start being a parent and get your daughter ready for the joys of (single)parenthood.

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SluggerJ 7

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry,Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry LOL @cody1992 LOSS THE WAGHT

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cardin_06 3

well evidently ur daughter is breaking both of them off. ur best friend is foul for doing that and the pool MAN ... is just living up to stereotypes

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HappyPickles 11

I do wonder if you taught your daughter the facts of life and contraception, or whether you were one of those selfish Dads who tried to bribe your daughter into celibacy with one of those "Chastity Contracts". If you did, YDI - although it's tough on your daughter because she has to carry the can for her father's idiocy. On the other hand, you may have been a model Dad who taught her about sex, and she just got it wrong... BTW, your daughter is not a ***** or a ****, and at 19, she really is supposed to be making her own decisions ... including who she wants to sleep with.

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