Mystery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0

if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

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konpaito 5

I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.

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Eyeliner_fml 0

don't they make ****** ? If you want sex so badly get someone your age. well unless they raped her ;x

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DaMak510 0

sorry to say this, but you have a little ***** on ur hands. nex time get her tubes tied. u never kno. pool guy? next it could be a broke down bum with a dirty penis that happen to fly in her mouth. no disrespect ma'am

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BlueTwist89 0

LOL, keep your daughter on a shorter leash.

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justjazmine 0

lock her up and never let her out of her room

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cobrachris 0

dude no offense but the parenting skills coulda been a little better bro

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splash76105 0

any one think the best friend and pool guy were tag teaming it? maybe twins? one to each guy.....

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AmbrosiaFan 18

OK so its sad that she isn't sure who the father is, but you should be concentrating on the fact you are a GRANDMA/PA!

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SoLiD_DeViL 0

give her my number. I love young ******

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