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By disgusting - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I'd never met this girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 195
You deserved it 2 801
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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?

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alwaysalady 0

When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?

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AfroMike 0

this one seems fake. not sure why, but i dont believe this actually happened.

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WOGBRO 6

I am warning u to never say that FMLs aren't real I got kicked of for saying that.

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Lichinamo 33

**** HER life? I say **** the OP's life. The vomiter clearly threw up for no reason and just wanted to blame someone. That someone happened to be the OP.

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Raluxa 21

What if OP just smelled horrible? That could be a possibility. Go shower, OP.

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boyvu22 0

I'm not sure whether or not to believe this...are you like...how are you so...striking in appearance that you cause someone to vomit?

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lulikr 0

maybe she was allergic to something to do with you like if you recently ate peanutbutter or something

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J0K3R13 9

could be body spray you had on or perfune

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flyingdjs 0

#9!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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VivaLaJewFace 0

never have i ever heard of someone throwing up from the sight of someone... that sucks so hard.

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alwaysalady 0

When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.

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Kat_MS 0

Haha that sucks...I doubt you actually caused her to throw up though :P. She was probably just trying to be funny, or as others have said, cover up her embarrassment.

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Sipos 0

LOL. I'd do that just to see the look on someone's face if throwing up didn't suck so much.

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iamf___d 0

If this is true it is very sad you should post yourself on a site and charge money at least then you can get rich cause even a rich circus freak gets layed

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crudeandrudeguy 29

31- somebody has to say it, what the **** are you talking about?!?

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