Health, Gross and Weird: Mystery - FML

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By disgusting - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I'd never met this girl. FML

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:20

How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:29

When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.

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wasted0087 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:21

Now that is an Epic Burn lol

Bobby64 29

Monday 21 June 2010 23:59

This sounds a bit fake to me... >_>

Sam_13161821 0

Friday 30 July 2010 10:43

lol 20

RedInThaHead 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 7:47

what a bitch

GailLeeRussell 2

Thursday 18 November 2010 5:02

Aww , that's so sad and depressing ):

sarah2144 14

Saturday 16 July 2011 22:32

Well, sometimes when I see the guy I like, I get so nervous that I feel nauseous. Just a thought. Then again, that doesn't happen to most people. Just me. :(

hateevryone 14

Monday 18 July 2011 6:25

you should get close to her and make her vomit again

ifmlftw 0

Friday 14 October 2011 2:39

you must smell baaaaaaad

blackpolar22 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:29

Its possible he reminded her of someone from a bad past experience. Its a quick flash of anxiety that makes your tummy turn. its happened to me.

shitone 9

Friday 19 October 2012 1:57

She's a weirdo

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Today, my son is apparently old enough for his dad to teach him the “Don’t tell mommy” game, such as, "Don’t tell mommy you had extra dessert", or "Don’t tell mommy it was daddy who accidentally broke the window with daddy’s secret new air rifle." FML

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Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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You deserved it 719

Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 162

You deserved it 5 500

Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML

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Today, I started the job of my dreams, which I’ve spent 20 years trying to get, only to get a call that my mom, who supported me when no one else would or could, went into a coma. I didn’t even get to tell her I started the job. FML

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Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML

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