Mystery

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Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I'd never met this girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 195
You deserved it 2 801
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Top comments

vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?

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alwaysalady 0

When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.

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Comments

freakthedream 0

well then. what a harsh douche bag that girl was. ouch yo. ouch.

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Eladar 0

maybe she was ill... so threw up... But she thought you were hot and therefore didn't want you to see her in that state?

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Gubbon 17

For sure not what happened, but nice thought :)

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yellowdevel 0

what a bitch. haha. unless somehow its your fault =] then yeah.

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ComputerAnalysis 0

You should have just acted like it was all your fault and just laughed at her discomfort. Also #29 is genius.

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Curly_Wurly 0

Maybe she was pregnant and the odour of your clothes/cologne made her sick. Maybe she was highly allergic to something you had....Like I get sick if there's peanuts in my vicinity!!

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redbluegreen 40

Maybe you should buy a bag for your face or so people have something to barf into when they look at you. Kidding. That sucks man.

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zach5 0

Also I like 33s idea

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