Mystery

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Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I'd never met this girl. FML
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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

How many more people are going to have to throw up before you learn to eat your lunch in the bathroom?

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alwaysalady 0

When I was pregnant with my son I puked on my boss.

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chinagirl3343 8

Easy she was 16 and pregnant and you were 16 and unshowered...

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tiffanynicolee 0

Maybe you smell bad. Or wear a cologne shes allergic to?

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worldclassrager 39

Someone to blame...happened to pick you...

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justlooking1967 3

Does she glitter in the sun

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coolbeans26 12

Maybe she was attacked in some way by someone who resembled u and seeing that similarity brought the bad feelings back

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anonymouskatliz 7

most likely she has bad memories of someone who looks like you.... probably anxiety related to an assault of some kind. not your fault.

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