Kids, Pregnancy and Family: Narcissists never unite!

Narcissists never unite!

By bntje - 14/04/2013 20:39 - Netherlands - Holten

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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Thunder stealer

By Happyunlucky - 20/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Andover

Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

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Deranged

By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 04:00

Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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I'm an empath

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 16:00

Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML

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By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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moonfal 21

Monday 15 April 2013 2:51

Least you know who the father to yours is.

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Monday 15 April 2013 2:52

Your sister sounds like a real drama queen, as if the arrival of a baby is a competition... In any case, congratulations, OP!

Comments

profoundkisses 18

Monday 15 April 2013 10:15

*cough* **** *cough*

_Princess_Peach_ 9

Monday 15 April 2013 10:34

Pft just wind her up, tell her that shed better get used to it because her baby will be forgotten by everyone when you pop yours out. Id like to say she will grow out of the brattiness, but I really doubt it.

mattuti 8

Monday 15 April 2013 10:47

Please OP, do her, her unborn child, your parents and humanity a favour and kill her before it's too late

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 15 April 2013 11:08

I guess her reaction is not surprising. She clearly sounds like an immature brat. I feel bad for her kid. Anyway, congratulations OP!

xs4u 13

Monday 15 April 2013 12:25

crazy ***** much?

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 15 April 2013 12:35

Oh my god no offence but your sister is a bitch being pregnant in high school and not knowing who the father is is nothing to be proud of I blame shows like sixteen and pregnant for glorifying teen pregnancy.

RoseBlack123 37

Monday 15 April 2013 13:22

I'm sorry that you have a **** for a sister

suri23 11

Monday 15 April 2013 13:32

But your sister's life sucks more.

Bella1979 6

Monday 15 April 2013 13:45

#128-My first post on FML is to tell you, I spit out my juice when I read your comment.

lollypop30001 19

Monday 15 April 2013 14:46

Your sister should be so proud in High School and pergo. I bet she going to drop out and be a loser. Trying to rise a baby at 16 that just sad baby shouldn't raise baby. I am surprise she hasn't call MTV yet.