Kids, Pregnancy and Family: Narcissists never unite!

Narcissists never unite!

By bntje - 14/04/2013 20:39 - Netherlands - Holten

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

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So infuriating

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML

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You deserved it 77

How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML

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You deserved it 104

By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 277

By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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You deserved it 285

Thunder stealer

By Happyunlucky - 20/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Andover

Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

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You deserved it 3 360

Deranged

By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 04:00

Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML

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You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 19:03 - United States - Springfield

Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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I'm an empath

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 16:00

Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML

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You deserved it 1 784

By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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You deserved it 139

moonfal 21

Monday 15 April 2013 2:51

Least you know who the father to yours is.

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Monday 15 April 2013 2:52

Your sister sounds like a real drama queen, as if the arrival of a baby is a competition... In any case, congratulations, OP!

Comments

kyu_Q 19

Monday 15 April 2013 7:44

Sooooo true #92. Once had a professor complain to the tech department because the projector remote was 'defective' and there was no way to focus the images. Turns out those buttons are under the cover beneath the main buttons.

hamusta 13

Monday 15 April 2013 7:50

If she's too stupid to use protection she really shouldn't be sleeping around. I feel for that poor unborn baby with such an immature mother.

gracehi 31

Monday 15 April 2013 7:51

Holy shit. The resemblance is uncanny. O.o

boredkidlulz 15

Monday 15 April 2013 8:05

You guys share a birthday as well........................O_o -creepy stalker mode-

vadala18 13

Monday 15 April 2013 8:09

Congratulation on your baby!!

dhrim 0

Monday 15 April 2013 8:24

Well, congratulations anyways. Sorry your sister is kind of an idiot...

zilla52 12

Monday 15 April 2013 8:54

what wrong with people

appelflap 22

Monday 15 April 2013 8:54

How the family misery of someone else could get you to find a long lost family member , I'm moved! :D

appelflap 22

Monday 15 April 2013 8:59

Congrats OP, although I'm sorry she is being such a brat. Nothing to be proud of to be pregnant at that young age and not knowing who the father is. Your child will grow up in a steady environment, while hers probably has to battle the world.