Injury and Intimacy: Nasty - FML

Nasty

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 11:24 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2015 19:11

Spicy

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

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By southernluxe - 04/09/2011 09:36 - United States

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Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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Frustrated wank

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Spicy

Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML

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By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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She's electric

By nnniii - 16/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Seattle

Spicy

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

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Congrats

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Spicy

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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Top comments

AsainChick 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:56

You shoul probably get that checked out...

saIty 17

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:58

That's when you know your pleaser is giving 120%.

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newjerseyguy 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:03

Did she/he use sandpaper?

Airborn0280 18

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:05

Sounds like your hooked up wrong.

mercurieangel 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:19

How the hell does this happen!! S&M at it's craziest, using fingers nails? I'm wondering did it hurt? If so, why didn't you stop her before it got so bad?

tans_fml 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:30

something is very wrong here... either w op or the person pleasing them. yikes

TheyCallMeRinney 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:30

That's not normal? ;P

CuddieRyan 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:51

What's wrong with the girls hands? >.>...

Milliey12 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:16

Sounds infected

zanemanzer 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:07

Great story to tell your kids.

sandmancometh 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:17

Dump her quick before she gives you ******** and your tool falls off.

RooBeee_ 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:43

Next time have her use her mouth instead can't bleed that way ;D just make sure she doesn't bite ???

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 31 August 2011 13:58

You know... Unless he's gay :/

Badab1ng 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:17

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