Injury and Intimacy: Nasty

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 11:24 - Australia

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2015 19:11

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

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By southernluxe - 04/09/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML

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By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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She's electric

By nnniii - 16/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Seattle

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

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Congrats

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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AsainChick 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:56

You shoul probably get that checked out...

saIty 17

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:58

That's when you know your pleaser is giving 120%.

Comments

dansco 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:07

Did he have rough hands? lol

elisabeth1_fml 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 9:02

So that song by Alice Cooper (only women bleed) ain't true then. Still would go to the doc though cause I don't think blood is supposed tocome out.

UnluckyDude96 8

Thursday 1 September 2011 19:37

Not good...

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:36

Did they use sandpaper?

mikachu1984 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 21:13

Obviously go to your doctor. It may be something worse. Good luck.

BroBig_Headed 6

Friday 2 September 2011 2:43

Tears make the best lube

sercub 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:57

dude she was trying to sacrifice the virgin. get the Hell away from her.

BadMeetsEvil305 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:57

Whoa! That sucks! Maybe a different type of "hand massage?"

bloomgirlbec 6

Friday 2 September 2011 6:07

Use lotion??

ijustcametosay 8

Friday 2 September 2011 11:17

wanna play soccer?(:

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