Sports, Injury, Deez Nuts and Health: Net!

Life didn't give you lemons, your neighbour did.. Next time steal his tennis ball shooter and fire the lemons that he shot at you to him! That'll teach him ;)

buckeye08 10

Thursday 25 August 2011 16:06

I love how this FML was worded. haha

lainzilla 14

Thursday 25 August 2011 16:30

That's battery, dude. Get the cops involved?

cherryleaf23 7

Thursday 25 August 2011 16:53

Ooh, that sucks. When life gives you lemons, keep them.......because hey, free lemons.

blacky_2222 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 17:02

Like your lemons aren't gonna be making lemonade for a while

nite66 21

Thursday 25 August 2011 17:15

Talk about a painful lemon experience lol

JuanStar 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 17:23

Sounds more like life took your lemons

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The Top

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 386

You deserved it 33 128

Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 643

You deserved it 29 280

The Top

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 701

You deserved it 4 322

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 352

You deserved it 235

Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 987

You deserved it 7 779

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 133

You deserved it 2 174

Today, as planned, my dad confirmed that he would be flying up to visit me for the weekend. Not planned, however, was that my whiny and high-maintenance sister invited herself along too. There's no way I can dis-invite her without offending my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 128

You deserved it 236

Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 547

You deserved it 4 139