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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML
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bigmanj28 0

Now go make some lemonade.

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juston_p 1

Was it actual lemons or was that a metaphor?

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DawnMarie11 0

Are you kidding? This question is really dumb. There isn't a metaphor for getting lemons flung into your crotch at 200 miles per hour.

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cmath_fml 19

Did you make lemonade?

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Petunia888 13

The way OP worded this is awesome...the cheesy jokes that have occurred because of it? Not quite so awesome.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

When life gives you lemons...write an FML about it.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

When life gives you lemons...write an FML about it.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

When life gives you lemons...write an FML about it.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

When life gives you lemons...write an FML about it.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

When life gives you lemons, you find a new life.

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vashthestampede 0

Don't make lemonade--make life take the lemons back!

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