Sports, Injury, Deez Nuts and Health: Net!

Net!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 126

You deserved it 2 827

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Top comments

bigmanj28 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 11:58

Now go make some lemonade.

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 25 August 2011 12:01

Cave Johnson sends his regards.

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SweetJTBR 22

Friday 26 August 2011 3:04

87- It's what we're all thinking!

xXMudkipNoobXx 7

Friday 26 August 2011 6:11

make some lemonade to pour in your neighbor's eyes

MamiiSmilez 6

Friday 26 August 2011 8:53

Lol; Next time life decides to give you something protect your nutz. (:

Cram_Burglar 0

Friday 26 August 2011 14:22

give life it's lemons back, then burn down your neighbors house with spontaneously co busting lemons.

Raheemdplayer 7

Friday 26 August 2011 16:33

I swear people get weirder year by year lmao FYL

iyazwoodfle 4

Saturday 27 August 2011 2:01

Ask him to send a pack of sugar to sweeten ur lemonade/piss

InsaneLife98 14

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:56

Hey at least life gave you lemons. Now use what you've got and make some nice (or maybe not) nice lemonade!

butterybiscuit 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:36

This is worded greatly, you'd think life giving lemons is a good thing, but whoop-de-do it actually gave you lemons.

CanadianMuse 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:00

You should make some lemonade on that tennis ball shooter ...

unicornkiller 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:18

When life fives you lemons you make lemon grenades and then throw them at your neighbor

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "obsessed" with my new female coworker. She gave me a piece of paper with dozens of tally marks on it. What were the tally marks keeping count of? Every time I've mentioned my coworker to my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 101

You deserved it 803

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 304

You deserved it 6 440

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Today, my husband is very liberal. Normally this is a good thing, but the people across the street have put out a TRUMP sign and he's gone nuts. He built a massive HARRIS/WALZ sign in our front yard and is hassling the rest of the neighborhood about it. Half of them are putting out TRUMP signs out of spite. FML

I agree, your life sucks 313

You deserved it 445

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 802

You deserved it 6 710

Today, I spent yet another lunch venting to my best friend about how much I hate my teenage son's girlfriend, thinking he should be with someone less outspoken. Apparently she got tired of listening because she eventually snapped, "Oh for god's sake, just admit you want to fuck your son already!" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 95

You deserved it 1 196

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 976

You deserved it 3 248

Today, my daughter has an ear infection and hasn’t slept more than 15 minutes a night for the last three days. Well tonight she was finally asleep, but I needed to take my own tablets. I had a violent coughing fit while choking on them, and woke her up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 510

You deserved it 108

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 199

You deserved it 21 181