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By Noname - 21/01/2009 12:36 - Canada

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 04:05 - United States - Racine

Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By gerbilmaster - 09/07/2015 21:12 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML

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By Jeff89 - 16/05/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2020 02:00 - United States - Bronx

Today, my mom told me she'd scheduled me for a cleaning with my hometown dentist. When I reminded her that, according to my university's COVID guidelines, students shouldn't leave the county unless there's an emergency, she threw a hissy fit and told me I'm being "combative" and "looking for an excuse to fight." FML

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By maxkeyftw - 17/10/2013 05:06 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first time. The dentist showed me the drill and other tools, and referred to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML

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Take the L

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML

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TuxRug 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:06

Look! In the office! It's a nurse! It's a surgeon! No, it's Super-Dentist-Chick! Stronger than flouride rinse! Faster than an electric toothbrush! She can fill cavities in a single visit!

Mr_Roboto 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 16:38

Hold on.. you're 29 and need a lift from your mother? Anyway yeah that is kinda embarassing *chuckles* -mr roboto

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magis00 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:20

You can TOTALLY work that ... come on, man! Yes, fail, but so what?

Mr_Roboto 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 16:38

Hold on.. you're 29 and need a lift from your mother? Anyway yeah that is kinda embarassing *chuckles* -mr roboto

xsydbabyx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:18

FAIL.

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 11:59

The dentist doesn't need to be feared, but I think horror films have made people paranoid of them.

TuxRug 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:06

Look! In the office! It's a nurse! It's a surgeon! No, it's Super-Dentist-Chick! Stronger than flouride rinse! Faster than an electric toothbrush! She can fill cavities in a single visit!