Love: Never cross the streams

Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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You deserved it 3 334

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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Foot in mouth

By emix - 17/06/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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Flutist 3

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:24

Not that your boyfriend has a right to know your every move, but this could have been prevented if you simply communicated with him. It is as simple as, "Hey honey I still talk with Ex and he needs someone to give him a ride..." Usually if you are hanging out with an ex, the current boyfriend likes a heads up. Why you would hide this I don't know. But for future reference say something to the person you are with then there won't be mistakes/assumptions made.

Jaistu 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:19

Why are you with your ex-boyfriend in the first place? I want an explanation too! >8| YDI

Comments

xSpaz182x 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 4:53

YDI exes are exes for a reason

Amin95 5

Wednesday 14 December 2011 21:25

Sux

leoma280 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 17:25

****

rubyliu8420 7

Friday 20 April 2012 19:59

Man you're a stupid BITCH!!!

captainburke 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 3:06

yooo that's awkward

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 1 October 2012 20:49

Right. Did anyone consider that OP and the ex ended on good terms and were never particularly close? Maybe they tried dating for a couple of weeks and realised they were better off as friends. Or who knows, maybe they managed to put their differences aside and be mature about the breakup. Either way, I think it's quite sad that having anything to do with an ex automatically makes a girl a cheating *****.

sulitak 27

Tuesday 30 April 2013 10:49

YDI: you should have stopped, proved nothing was going on and explained the situation to the new bf. Maybe even ask if he wanted to hop in so you two could hang out after.

Rissa11 9

Saturday 28 September 2013 21:28

You're a dumb bitch. Whtf are you doing with your ex? Dumbass.

Redvelvet16 11

Monday 23 December 2013 1:48

Should have stopped and said "Best thing ever!" And shown appreciation for him doing that in front of the ex.

cryfavreau 10

Saturday 5 April 2014 22:53

YDI. You could have at least told him you were helping your ex out so he knows your not cheating. but at the same time its weird that you were helping him out in the first place.