Work, Coworkers, Awkward and Love: Never do this

Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 21:00

Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML

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By Alanis - 21/07/2012 01:59 - United States

Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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Work husband

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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You deserved it 5 181

Never crush on coworkers

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

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js_0508 9

Monday 6 July 2015 9:03

Screw both of them. You deserve someone mature and respectful

swanheart 35

Monday 6 July 2015 8:59

How insensitive of them. The important thing to remember is that it's not the end of the world. They'll soon forget about it and you will move on and find an even better woman for you.

Comments

pyrexicpoet 18

Monday 6 July 2015 21:46

One of the top rules about work is to never date a coworker

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 6 July 2015 21:51

Can't date someone who's heartless.

martin8337 35

Tuesday 7 July 2015 4:37

Probably a good thing. You shouldn't dip your pen in the company ink.

clarkson37 15

Tuesday 7 July 2015 8:31

At work? They're better off scolding you... And if she is low enough to laugh at you, don't stoop to her level. She's below you for a reason :) stay classy my friend

S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:01

So is that a yes or a no on a date? =)

imnotslick 18

Saturday 1 August 2015 20:04

Act like it was a joke and go tell her you would never have feelings like that for her, and you're surprised she believed you. see who's laughing then? I'm sorry that that happened though, you dot deserve that, it's cruel. hope everything is better now?