Work, Coworkers, Awkward and Love: Never do this

Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Alanis - 21/07/2012 01:59 - United States

Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Never crush on coworkers

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

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js_0508 9

Monday 6 July 2015 9:03

Screw both of them. You deserve someone mature and respectful

swanheart 35

Monday 6 July 2015 8:59

How insensitive of them. The important thing to remember is that it's not the end of the world. They'll soon forget about it and you will move on and find an even better woman for you.

Comments

christinamarie17 29

Monday 6 July 2015 9:27

Seriously if this continues call HR. No boss or employee for that matter has a right to bully their co-worker. Show them both and get them fired for harassment.

lovelockdown23 23

Monday 6 July 2015 12:06

It isn't bullying or harassment.

SPN_lover666 27

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:22

Laughing at his feelings isn't bullying or harrassing. If OP tried to use it to fire them, he would be laughed at even more

bulletsinthewind 21

Monday 6 July 2015 9:37

That's really not cool. But just the fact that she went and told someone else so they could have a laugh, should let you know you probably dodged a bullet there. Don't worry about a thing man. There's someone else out there for you.

Silk_Routes 14

Monday 6 July 2015 9:59

she is your boses bitch

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 6 July 2015 10:10

**** :(

connaughty0225 16

Monday 6 July 2015 10:14

Don't worry op just remember karma is a bitch...

LevyLove 17

Monday 6 July 2015 10:20

At least you know what kind of person she is! Silver lining is you didn't have to date such a super ****.

MrThump 16

Monday 6 July 2015 11:01

Wow That sucks! Hope your boss and the ho-bag feel good about themselves. What pricks. Tell them how dissapointed you are with the way they acted and make them feel bad. Also tell ho-bag you take back what you said after you saw a different side to her you don't find attractive. Burn them by being the better person.

LastResort318 14

Monday 6 July 2015 12:10

The girl might have been a asshole but that doesn't mean that she is a ho.

Aimeejasmine 15

Monday 6 July 2015 21:56

Literally can't stand people who call women a hoe, ****, ***** etc for being bitchy. Do not match excessive sexual activity with a snide personality, a woman can sleep with hundreds of men or 1, but that doesn't dictate how kindly they'll react to your confession of love lmao

MrThump 16

Tuesday 7 July 2015 3:30

Ahh yes. Point taken sorry about that. She's still a bitch even though not a ho-bag (possibly)

HeartYou101 31

Monday 6 July 2015 11:28

I think it's really weird that she'd tell her boss this type of personal info. Unless they're related or really close friends, I'd suspect there's a little "somethin' somethin'" going on there...