Love: Never enough

Never enough

By Discostu80 - 06/06/2009 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML

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Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 17:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML

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By hushed - 30/08/2017 15:14 - Canada - Leduc

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By 1thapp3ns - 10/01/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing, "If You're Happy and You Know It." My mom joined in. They sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

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By single - 01/07/2011 09:12 - China

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

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By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 15:00

Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML

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Hustlinpimp 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:24

dude smack her with your dick

Insert_Wit_Here 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:45

Some people are just loud clappers, you can't always help it. Bitch move on your wife's part. I'm also just gonna throw this out there, if this were a dude who said this to his wife, everyone would be on here calling for his head and saying she deserves better. In this case though, there will probably be more people saying he should listen and clap quieter.

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Saturday 6 June 2009 23:28

lol, you must of been wasted.

BooJeanIsIt 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:44

Thats when I would tell her to STFU bitch

fieryice 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:33

well then STOP ******* CLAPPING SO LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!

mehwhateverr 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:39

That was sweet of you. What is with all these rude wives lately? :/

lifeasweknewit 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:52

She was just trying to help...

dlmurphy 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:02

So #59, I'd like to know how you came to that conclusion. I'm not trying to argue, because I know that would be pointless (trying to change your mind at this point would be like trying to stop the world from spinning with my bare hands). I just want to know where this sense of hatred came from.

nillawafer 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:09

Jandersoniii...Thanks for your thoughtful and enlightening comments. I feel so much smarter and aware of the potential dangers I face from these monstrous beings we call "men" aka rapists. ...Seriously though, jandersoniii--what's wrong with you? You posted a very similar and totally irrevelevant message on another FML as well. Stop using fmylife.com to fulfill your own agenda. And if you're trolling, then try to actually be funny.

lookitschloe 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:44

ugh i HATE LOUD CLAPPERS!! you all think you're showing your "appreciation" for the person on stage but it's really just annoying everyone else! Clap -along- with the rest of the audience. No need to stand out while you're sitting down with everyone else. If you want to show greater thanks for entertainment or inspiration, do it privately.

myexsucks 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:08

I think #59 (jandersoniii) has some SERIOUS issues....not just on this FML post, but on others as well. It's not even worth my time to try to argue about it....people like that are pretty close-minded. WOW. OP: She sounds like a bitch if she put you down after you complimented her.

CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:13

Please, #59, let that be some damn good sarcasm. Because I worry about your mental health. OP - Ignore her, she probably was just joking. You're very sweet for complimenting her.