Never enough

By Discostu80 - 06/06/2009 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML
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Hustlinpimp 0

dude smack her with your dick

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Insert_Wit_Here 0

Some people are just loud clappers, you can't always help it. Bitch move on your wife's part. I'm also just gonna throw this out there, if this were a dude who said this to his wife, everyone would be on here calling for his head and saying she deserves better. In this case though, there will probably be more people saying he should listen and clap quieter.

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Capnstinkfoot 0

Ur wife sounds like a beef curtain

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konstantdreamer8 0

not really an fml Though, your wife is a bitch. But hey, you married her!

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NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Women these days

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Jennydew 0

Wow, she's so loving and considerate! I would have clapped even louder just to piss her off...

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depechemode 0

aww bitchy wife! You two must have been married for quite a while.

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genius_man16 0

#11 is my hero, and absolutely right OP: That really stinks, that was a total bitch move and i hope she doesn't do stuff like that often. I think you should take #3's advice on this one ;)

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jimjam93 0

it's probably because it's making you look like some major keeno fan, not because she doesn't want to be seen with you... think about it...

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Arcterion 0

Clapping 'too loud'? What a ******* ****.

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SummerLover95 0

Aw this isn't an FML, she's just helping you out. All she said was you are clapping too loud. That's just manners, it's not an FML.

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