Never let your guard down

By Nanana32 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hudson

Today, I fell asleep on the beach while tanning. I was woken up by the flock of seagulls eating the bread from my stomach. Why was bread on my stomach? Because my little brother knows birds are my biggest fear. FML
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allie2590 31

Did you end up with bird poop melting in your cleavage?

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migueljm5 18

Siblings really suck sometimes but you got to get him back OP.

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Jst4kicks 16

bury him in the sand then hop in the car ,and let him watch you drive off for an hour or 2.

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stewpididiot 11

And do it at low tide....

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Jay_Dee_14 7

Someone give this kid a medal.... Jk maybe it wasn't a prank? Maybe he was just trying to help you get over birds???

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stewpididiot 11

Your little brother is a boss...

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TheAngryPrincess 3

And you ran...you ran so far away....couldn't get away...

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Waredo_Dyrge 11

Well, at least it wasn't a Flock of Seagulls.

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RsSsCamaro 4

You went to the beach so tired you fell asleep? You deserve what ever you got.

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Martinez0285 28

well... what song were they playing

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Likian5 26

I was half expecting this to be a "tanning gone wrong" type FML.

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xXNerrrdXx 16

Omg i have a fear of birds too and this fml made my body shiver.....x:

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