Never let your guard down

By Nanana32 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hudson

Today, I fell asleep on the beach while tanning. I was woken up by the flock of seagulls eating the bread from my stomach. Why was bread on my stomach? Because my little brother knows birds are my biggest fear. FML
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allie2590 31

Did you end up with bird poop melting in your cleavage?

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migueljm5 18

Siblings really suck sometimes but you got to get him back OP.

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babyshanice 12

I would have pushed him in a pile of shit, but that's just me!

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worldclassrager 39

I'm sorry but this made me laugh... Sometimes largest fears a better unknown...some things may happen like this for example and make the fear worse or (rarely) get rid of it..,

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Powerfull_fml 8

your biggest fear should really be malignant Melanoma...

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thatnucca 36

If your brother would do that to you, then I wonder what he might do to a hobo he doesn't like...

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InnocentWings 13

Your brother can be cruel. Sorry this happened to you! You probably should sit him down and give him a stern talking-to?

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TheModernPatriot 14

Well, it was your fault then, get a new fear. Unless its an albatross, it's not gonna hurt you

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Hey, I've gotten attacked and bitten on the ass by a duck.. They hurt too, trust me.

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smokecloud_ 37

try being three years old, at the zoo, being chased by a goose as tall as you. ;/ and thats why i hate birds.

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bevOH 7

Ever heard of a Magpie #24? Google them. Then you'll understand that 'albatross'' aren't the only bird to be afraid of.

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Barriaultcory 16

And the little brother strikes back

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Xotoolyxo 16

Leave him at the beach, he won't mess with you again

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Ray_of_midnight 22

He decided he was going to be Alfred Hitchcock and you're Tippi Hedren?

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