Family, New year's day, Annoying and Relatable: New Year's Eve

New Year's Eve

By Anonymous - 01/01/2022 20:01

Today, after explicitly telling everyone we know that we were having a date night to ourselves, my wife’s sister turned up at our house because she “heard you were all by yourselves without the kids so I thought I’d come over to keep you company.” Never a fucking moment to ourselves. FML

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You deserved it 195

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2023 00:00

Today, it was supposed to be date night but my sister's husband was taken to hospital, so I agreed to to babysit my nieces. My boyfriend went out drinking by himself because, “it’s not his fault I have nieces and can’t say no to my sister, so why should his night be ruined?” FML

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You deserved it 429

Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 14:00

Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML

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You deserved it 121

Helicopter parents

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 16:01

Today, my wife finally let our kids stay the night at my mom's house, meaning we had our first night totally alone together in 6 years. She spent all night texting my mom for updates on the kids or on the phone to her sister, so I watched a film by myself then went to bed bored at 8:15 p.m. FML

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You deserved it 181

Guys night, woohoo!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 06:00

Today, I asked my wife if I could go out for guys night. She said yes, and that it sounded so fun she decided to come too. Guys night was ruined. We couldn’t do anything without feeling her silently judging us. Guys night lasted two hours before they all left sober and pissed as hell at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 579

By sis - 19/02/2018 16:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I went shopping with my sister’s husband to help him choose a birthday gift for her. My sister’s insane friend saw us, followed us, and caused a huge screaming scene in the middle of the mall accusing us of having an affair. FML

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You deserved it 297

By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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You deserved it 2 729

Get a load of this guy!

By IaMDeD - 08/06/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML

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You deserved it 2 723

Jumping the gun

By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML

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You deserved it 1 222

By LifeSucks - 17/11/2018 05:00

Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML

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You deserved it 217

Great party

By Anonymous - 24/07/2024 19:00

Today, what should have been a nice family dinner ended with my wife standing over me, staring me dead in the eyes, while endlessly repeating, “Get him out of my house, get him out of my house…” until I agreed to take my drunk brother to a hotel to sleep it off. FML

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You deserved it 752

Jachin777 7

Saturday 1 January 2022 21:53

You're allowed to turn people away. It's your house. Your privacy.

mike3775 35

Saturday 1 January 2022 21:49

Why did you let her in? When people arrive unannounced at my house, I tell them hi and bye.

Comments

mike3775 35

Saturday 1 January 2022 21:49

Why did you let her in? When people arrive unannounced at my house, I tell them hi and bye.

Jachin777 7

Saturday 1 January 2022 21:53

You're allowed to turn people away. It's your house. Your privacy.

Hangryko 29

Saturday 1 January 2022 21:54

So you reminded her of your plans and shut the door in her entitled face, right?

randybryant799 20

Saturday 1 January 2022 22:13

Lock the damn door and don't let anyone in. it's your house. You're allowed to do that.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 January 2022 22:51

I take it you got the pretty sister and weren't into a pity threesome? Could have been a lot of "******* moments" as you put it.

1known 30

Sunday 2 January 2022 0:57

She needed company.

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 3 January 2022 5:12

She needed to **** off.

mackdeezy 22

Sunday 2 January 2022 2:01

Here's what I'm more likely to believe. Your wife's sister pounced on an opportunity to hang out with her sister without the interruption of child obligations, and she may even suggest an impromptu girls night out. Yes, I'm implying you're officially a third wheel. This is why I support what everyone else is saying and SHUT. THAT. SHIT. DOWN!