Next time, I'll just ignore you
By stoopidRUnner - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By stoopidRUnner - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
That sounds incredibly painful. I'm very sorry to hear about it. Animals can be so ungrateful sometimes! ;)
You had the opportunity to do anything you want to a deer stuck in a fence and you... tried to help it and hurt yourself in the process? You could have done ANYTHING. Next time, shave "I SMELL DICKS" into its side. Imagine the look on the face of the hunter who sees that in his scope.
That's so cruel but absolutely hilarious xD
#26 I hope that was sarcasm, and a thinly-veiled YDI attack (I can't tell on teh internets). #28 ROFL HAHAHA! End game is (no pun intended), OP totally deserved it. I mean, he/she just wasted a perfectly good meal for 4+.
you guys are all assholes. all this person was trying to do is help. not many people would have the descency to help an animal in distress. yes, maybe they shouldnt have approached the deer, but lay off. i bet all of you insulting this person are real winners, considering half of you sound illiterate.
That's terrible :( It was very kind of you to try and help it, but a trapped animal is always dangerous. Next time you should call 911 or the local animal control and they'll help it.
Animal Control Department, ftw.
deer suck. my dad was just driving along one night when he sees, out of the corner of his eye, a buck right in his side window. it slams into the side of his car, he stops, looks in the rearview mirror, and sees it's dead. then he checks his car.. huge dent in the door. insurance claims ask you to describe the accident, and give options "hit an object", "hit by an object", and "hit an animal." there is no "hit by an animal"
I don't think that the deer is to blame. Sorry about your dad's car, though!
I'd probably do the same thing, BUT I'd do it knowing full well how dangerous and stupid it is.
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Aww...that's awful. Feel better!! I'm sorry about your marathon :( Never get that close to a wild animal with antlers or horns...a bull almost broke my dad's elbow by just turning it's head xP. Instead it just tore of the sleeve of his favorite leather jacket.
No good deeds goes unpunished. I know you just wanted to help, but man? That's a wild animal that has been stuck in a fence for who knows how long. He was vulnerable, and you were way, way too close. You're lucky he only smacked you in the hip, he coulda gored you or stomped your arse into the dirt.