Next time, I'll just ignore you

By stoopidRUnner - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 297
You deserved it 13 683

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Aww...that's awful. Feel better!! I'm sorry about your marathon :( Never get that close to a wild animal with antlers or horns...a bull almost broke my dad's elbow by just turning it's head xP. Instead it just tore of the sleeve of his favorite leather jacket.

No good deeds goes unpunished. I know you just wanted to help, but man? That's a wild animal that has been stuck in a fence for who knows how long. He was vulnerable, and you were way, way too close. You're lucky he only smacked you in the hip, he coulda gored you or stomped your arse into the dirt.

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christopherlove 0

For your next trick, you should help a shark unhook its teeth from a buoy or something.

#50, I hope you realize that a marathon is 26.2 miles, not 26.6

hellomoto000 0

That's what u get for trying to be nice... Dumbass

Twinfools2431 0

this is wat I have to say **** the animals let them die who ******* cares bc I don't

ilive4fml 0

imm so sorry, I mean a year dats awful!!

Nice that you tried to help, but YDI for messing with nature, wild animals are unpredictable and if its got antlers, your lucky you didn't get gored.

how is that messing with nature? It was caught in a fence, which, if I recall correctly, is man-made. OP, that was a great thing you did, its too bad you got hurt though, the deer must have been paniced.

veganxunicorn 0

aww that was sweet of you ^^ srry bout the whole getting attacked tho.....

veganxunicorn 0

#78... you realize you're an animal... i hope if you're dying someone just lets you die..... who ******* cares, because i don't....