First Dates and Love: Next!

Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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Nice guy

By fiercehawk - 18/02/2014 05:45 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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Saturday 13 July 2013 0:58

I would have wrote HIM off after that "what's up bitch"! It's rude, not laid-back..

lyssgross 16

Saturday 13 July 2013 0:58

Oh, the guys that think they're so gangsta. FYL, OP.

Comments

Trigabyte 8

Saturday 13 July 2013 1:48

Wasn't there an FML a while back where a guy greeted his date JUST like this? Or something along these lines?

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 13 July 2013 2:07

Yup, I don't think she stayed for the whole date though.

WhiteCrimson 23

Saturday 13 July 2013 1:50

What a piece of ass dandruff. You should smack the shit out of him for his utter rudeness. Tit!

iLynz 12

Saturday 13 July 2013 2:03

I would have either cussed him out, or smacked the shit out of him. FYL.

websphere69 27

Saturday 13 July 2013 2:06

he should be called fucktard....

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 13 July 2013 2:14

What an a**hole

FeatherTips 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 2:16

Perhaps that sort of attitude is WHY he had to resort to blind dating. Nobody wanted to date that after meeting him.

AllegroRubato 16

Saturday 13 July 2013 2:16

Whoa. What a giant asshole. But hey, at least you have the common sense to never see him again and the luck to figure it out before it became something. From what I've seen on this page, a lot of people don't find out who they're dating until well into the relationship.