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By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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Blue_Black_fml 21

I would have wrote HIM off after that "what's up bitch"! It's rude, not laid-back..

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lyssgross 16

Oh, the guys that think they're so gangsta. FYL, OP.

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gregnc_fml 18

This was not a guy, man and certainly not a gentleman. I'm surprised you continued the date after the introduction. Good luck in the future.

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Erery 16

Um laid back? More like ******* rude. Sorry you kinda deserved this one, you're the one that stuck around after he called you a bitch.

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theifunnyguy 6

the guy is a bitch but never blind date

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Don't judge all men the same that's not right. Some of us are gentlemen and know how to treat a woman right.

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soapmactavish82 8

I get this odd feeling that you're going to date him more and eventually marry him....good luck

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ChuckSwayze 4

"What's up bitch"???? I'm sorry OP, but I see no rationalization in a greeting like that, especially coming from a complete stranger trying to impress you. At least you got to see what kind of person he was early though

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kitty292 9

Your first clue that it was going to be a fail should've been the use of bitch ten seconds after you met.

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Fuhkyoo 17

sounds like he could use a deaf date instead

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