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By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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Blue_Black_fml 21

I would have wrote HIM off after that "what's up bitch"! It's rude, not laid-back..

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lyssgross 16

Oh, the guys that think they're so gangsta. FYL, OP.

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flashback.miss 28

Should've shoved his face in the dessert, and kneed him in the balls to see if they were real.

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olpally 32

Total superficial asshole right there. Just move along. Good god :/

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challan 19

Who in the hell set you up with him? Sounds like a great friend.

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TheDrifter 23

No kidding, I'd worry about what my friends think of me if that's what they tried to set me up with.

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heresIsaac 4

I'm no doctor but I prescribe that man a serious case of being a ****.

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Nordrag 26

That's the diagnosis not the necessary prescription. I recommend prescribing a swift kick to the nuts.

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purebliss_fml 19

Yeah I wouldn't be seeing him ever again O.P... That ******** is not 'laid back' he's just a ********.

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Jemm_fml 29

You should have left the moment he opened his mouth.

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chocolatefrog28 29

Example A of what's wrong with society/youth culture lately. I'm 25, and I can't turn my head in my peer group lately without hearing about "swag" or "bitches" every other minute, and more sentences end in "yolo" than don't. Manners and tact and intelligence are exceedingly rare these days, I'm sorry you experienced someone with 0% of any of the three.

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TheDrifter 23

I'm not sure that's a bad thing, twenty something year old girls obsessed with swag and totally devoid of critical thinking skills and self respect have made my dating life much more interesting.

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RedPillSucks 31

Actual dating, or just sex. Because dating to me implies spending quality time doing "stuff". If she's just a booty call, then that's not a date. That's hanging with an unpaid prostitute.

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Zimmington 21

Maybe you should change your peer group 20. They sound like brainless followers of pop culture. I'm 19 and my peers barely do/say any of that. It all depends on who you choose to hang around. And by the way I'd love to meet your friends they sound like a fun night.

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anon_e_m00se 8

Maybe you should try hanging out with actual adults?

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yourmurderscenex 13

maybe you need to update your peer group... I'm almost 24 and have yet to hear anyone I hang out with or acquainted with say "swag" or "yolo". I'm curious to know where the people who say these things are... in a ditch somewhere making up new words?

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upallnight11 19

He sounds real classy...

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17This_Is_Me17 8

Some guys just assume they're just going to get some from a girl . That guy is rude &' disrespectful.

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17This_Is_Me17 8

What's up with your random comment about my random apostrophe ?

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AshleyScruggs 14

You should know proper grammar/ punctuation at your age, shouldn't you?

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AshleyScruggs 14

I'm pretty sure it wasn't a typo. I see her comments on here all the time and she always uses random spaces and punctuation.

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Octwo 16

Better start a blog about it. Random apostrophe is serious business.

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17This_Is_Me17 8

Is that a problem ? It's a space , get over it. You can still read it just fine , can't you ?

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AshleyScruggs 14

I just find it a little ridiculous that you choose to butcher every sentence you type with poor grammar and pointless spaces/ punctuation.

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Lil_pink 8

I'd stop talking to him after the "what's up bitch"

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