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By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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Blue_Black_fml 21

I would have wrote HIM off after that "what's up bitch"! It's rude, not laid-back..

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lyssgross 16

Oh, the guys that think they're so gangsta. FYL, OP.

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BlissfulLiss 18

At least he was upfront about his personality and didn't waste your time by putting on a fake demeanour only for you to find out later down the road.

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Slaught000 9

"He called me a bitch, he's so laid back"---women logic

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ImGucci 8

Well when he sees other guys treat girls like that he wanted to test it out for himself

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WandaX 16

YDI for finishing the date and not leaving

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joopjoop 19

i cant believe you lasted that long...

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Zimmington 21

That's what she said

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mete_orito 34

Neither do I. I wonder if this was a joke to OP.

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day624 14

"What's up bitch" would have had me out the door immediately

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itsnotyourfault 9

That asshole is going to have a hard time finding a good woman

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RedPillSucks 31

most likely, he's not looking for a good woman. A fast woman, perhaps. Any hole will do.

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XxcaitanatorXx 12

as soon he said bitch i would have left

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CeeCee_fml 16

Um, anyone who addresses you for the first time by "What's up, bitch" is not laid-back. That, my friend, is an asshole.

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joleigh 6

Well...he's certainly a charmer

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