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Nice guy

By fiercehawk - 18/02/2014 05:45 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

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By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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You deserved it 31 749

By clairebear104 - 19/09/2014 03:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

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You deserved it 4 100

By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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You deserved it 154

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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You deserved it 3 240

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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Classic

By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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You deserved it 246

Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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You deserved it 7 788

Don't be that guy

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML

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You deserved it 1 432

thebigslim 13

Tuesday 18 February 2014 16:26

Guess he wishes he was 'blind' on that date.

GEBEH 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 16:27

Atleast you got a great personality?

Comments

Vanshikap 24

Tuesday 18 February 2014 17:03

OR,there's a reason that guy goes on blind dates. you sound awesome,you'll totally find someone great. don't worry about it:)

Philintheblankz 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 17:05

A swift kick to the testicles would make him think twice about making a comment like that again.

StompinOnCrayons 15

Tuesday 18 February 2014 17:08

Just say reply back with the same type of crap. 'You may be witty and can keep a good conversation, but I'm not into men with arsehole syndrome and long nostril hair. '

ckerane 16

Tuesday 18 February 2014 17:42

omg what a dick

Blink182Rachel 7

Tuesday 18 February 2014 17:42

You don't need someone like that anyways!! I bet you're really pretty!

Blink182Rachel 7

Tuesday 18 February 2014 18:34

Even if she is, looks aren't everything! Maybe you should try get to know someone first before judging how they look. Grow up.

JohnTheLad 13

Tuesday 18 February 2014 17:47

I just don't understand some people's thought processes. How can someone say something such as that?

callcopse 10

Tuesday 18 February 2014 17:48

Ever heard of the iron triangle of potential partners? You can choose any two out of hot, smart and emotionally stable. You might think you've got all three but you're just fooling yourself ;-)

josh8215 21

Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:15

Tip: Always choose emotionally stable as at least ONE of your two choices. People can be educated and anyone can be beautiful with enough willpower to make changes. Emotional stability is a little harder to attain.