Love, Sex and Intimacy: Nice guy

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 19/07/2011 11:04 - Australia

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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fish1806 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

what a jerk!!

Doortje 29

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:12

I can see why you're in love with him, such a gentleman.

Comments

urkiddingright 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:30

you never noticed your best friend for ages was a jackhole?

GoneClubbin 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:31

hey I moderated this 1

coolviju 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:05

that sucks.

dubbadee123 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:29

well I guess he's not ur friend anymore

Shashieannio007 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:14

Wow. Some best friend you've got there. He sounds like a prik. I say, move on to someone else. You deserve so much better than that.

PolarBoy 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:02

Are you stupid? He obviously ditched her, no questions asked.

keegan23 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:43

I think he wanted to show you how the locking system is from the outside.

zembof 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:32

awwwww I'm so sorry that's so sad ;_(

youshitme 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:03

What an awful ****! Where do you live that's a two hour walk home? You really need to petrol bomb his house, that behaviour is disgusting.

lilypie86 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:09

some friend! sounds like a douchebag to me, his loss xx

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