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Nice imagery

By nekogirl15 - 27/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I convinced my best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She came back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me "would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse." FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 16:00 - Brazil - São Paulo

Today, after many days of glances, smiles, and small talk, I tried to kiss a man from my gym in the parking lot. He dodged and asked why. I said I thought it was what he wanted, given his apparent interest. He said that he's only like that because he does missionary work, and wanted to become a friend. I'm a man. FML

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By ShouldHaveDoneItMyself - 05/07/2016 17:04 - Sudan

Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 11:02

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Thursday 27 October 2011 5:59

I get that all of the time

krad204 21

Thursday 27 October 2011 5:58

That's harsh...

Comments

gogirls 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:19

Maybe he thinks making out with zombies is hot? The weirdest thing will turn guys on. Being a guy, I love me my zombies.

afulks78 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:20

Uhm ?

TheBeanieChic 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:20

Why do guys have to be so harsh these days. Its bad enough to be rejected but do you have to throw in an insult just to be a dick.

Enan 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:59

Guys are just starting to realize that they can be just as mean as women. The more you know.

tateh22 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 7:13

Occasionally, only to show were more dominate;)

fmlsaresofunnyy 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:27

How does he even know what your kisses even feel like? o_o

2ndSucks 15

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:32

Don't worry, I'm sure there's a fetish for that.

justanotherhuman 21

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:32

Dear OP, Yeah... not too sure exactly where the metaphor is/was going, but it's pretty safe to ignore it; the whole thing smells of either trying too hard, or a really, really bad misdirect. At least now you know what kind of guy he is :- Time for a new crush?

JRockk 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:35

oh my gosh that's really mean =[ i'll be honest thought, i don't know what the heck that's supposed to mean, but it sounds harsh =[ you can do better OP!

ugottaluvme 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:46

Thats nice.

Salinnax3 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:50

That wasn't nice at all. -____-

SoSickWithIt 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:52

If you're old enough to hold a job, you're old enough to talk to a member of the opposite sex for yourself. But it sucks he doesn't want to get down with madré Teresa, I hear she was quite a saint?... :D