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By mmmretail - 25/05/2013 05:09 - Australia - Bairnsdale

Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML
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guy24 9

She must if been talking very fast... Did she rap it to you?

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MrSassypants 33

"Now let me tell you about my child, Wanted to have her aborted, 'cuz she wild, The father sucks, he looks like a duck, owns a shitty pick-up truck, and the pregnancy was terrible, the birth? Unbearable. The worst part was when I had to pee, Couldn't just sit down I had to lean, If I made a mess I would have to clean, It, yes, clean it all up, ******* smelled terrible; made me throw up, So what's up? I would like to order my meal, Chicken wings with fries, sounds like a nice deal, I would also like some coke, No ice 'cuz I easily choke, I'll also like some salad on the side, trying to watch my weight, I'm not trying fat up again 'cuz I'm on a date."

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jnanderson 16

Instead of complaining about it, why didnt you just wait til your shift was over and talk to her? She sounds like she was pretty distressed and needed someone to talk to. Saying that someone trying to reach out to you when they need help sucks just makes you an ass, even if they are a stranger/you don't care.

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flockz 19

hey jnanderson i need to talk to you about this STD i just got. remember now if you don't talk with me you're an ass.

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Mossears133 15

Because it's not OP's job to be other people's therapist! If the lady wanted to talk about something as personal as that, she should've gone to someone she knew, not a random stranger.

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meherm 11

I'm tired of all these ungrateful people carrying children they dont even care about or flaunt it like its a damn accessory and then you have these loving couples that desire to have kids but can't due to complications etc. That poor child!

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chowE_fml 4

It's actually more comforting to tell strangers personal info than to tell people you know. If she told anyone close to her how badly she wished to have an abortion they would think she was crazy and probably call child protective services. But she will probably never even see OP again. And while it is odd to get so personal with a stranger she is probably relived that she could get those feelings out even though I'm quite sure she loves the child, she just hates the predicament that she is in having no choice but to deal with that asshole of a baby-daddy for the rest of the child's life.

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LittleMagicWolf 7

Could be hormones making her say those things ._.

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meherm 11

Hormones are not an excuse for saying those things. If that was the case all of us girls would randomly tell strangers how it feels like to pee when we're on our periods and how we'd love to abort our uterus etc.

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meherm 11

Hormones are not an excuse for saying those things. If that was the case all of us girls would randomly tell strangers how it feels like to pee when we're on our periods and how we'd love to abort our uterus etc.

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ShananaginsLOL 13

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ameel_fml 19

It sounds like it's a bit late for that now.

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worldclassrager 39

Well it's only one of probably the few thousand people you will serve...if sounds like you work as wait staff as a restaurant and I can say you meet some pretty interesting people...

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cieloalicia 16

I just lost my baby. Quite frankly, that makes me want to murder that woman and take her kid.

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outoftown 26

Sorry for your loss, cieloalicia :(

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cieloalicia 16

But info like that should not be thrown out in front of poor random strangers.. People should be licences to breed/keep their kids.

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