Nice neighborhood you've got here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 863
You deserved it 4 098

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I have a neighbor who threatens to shoot me with his nail gun if i step in his yard :/

FYLDeep 25

Bring a shotgun out to your back yard and kick another one over the fence. Then wait...

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annonomusCG 0

how bout you throw sometthi thru they're window sayin bitch I wish you would.

1st u Shuld do is call da cops then if they don't help then go over there and smack them in da face and say "yo shut up or I'll come bak and I'll kik u in da face like u did to dis ball!!"

piffles211 2

Sometimes I'm thankful I don't have neighbors right next door. Sounds... very annoying o-e

Damn those are some crazy neighbors

adam_tajyar 10

Call the cops that's a legitimate threat on ur life and in writing to

If your that scared then you could take him to court for assualt, but I'd try to see the humor and reason in the situation and be more careful with your balls. *witty ******** closing joke*

That sounds pretty illegal, maybe report it?

But you’re NOT playing “in your own yard” if it keeps going into THEIR yard. I have that kind of neighbors - a family with 5 kids. Volleyballs, softballs, frisbees, etc. I keep my gates locked because the neighbor in the other side kept going into my yard, not shutting the gates all the way, and my dogs got out. So they constantly ring my doorbell and ask for their items back. Once, fine. Twice, annoying. Ten times in one evening and I agree with your neighbor - I’d like to punch them. It’s RUDE.