Creepy, Pranks, Neighbours and Scary: Just a prank, bro!

Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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Same thing different taste

By triple l - 15/10/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2013 07:13 - United States - Eagle Point

Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

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By Zamaria - 02/10/2009 22:23 - France

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By bettercallpeta - 15/02/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML

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Welcome to the neighborhood

By Anonymous - 31/07/2022 04:00

Today, I went to tell my neighbour I was sure his son had been taking pictures of me from his window. He laughed in my face, then assured me no one on planet earth could possibly want photos of my fat ass and double chin, then shut the door in my face, still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By ItaliczZz - 12/10/2011 08:13 - Australia

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

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Defense!

By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

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Traveling_Book 9

Saturday 13 July 2019 2:40

The son definitely overreacted, but what was the goal of this “joke”? Maybe I’m dumb but someone shining a light into my house isn’t funny.

Emiweb 9

Saturday 13 July 2019 4:35

I wonder if it was a dot laser, or if they were using an attachment that turns it into an image or word. Don't see the joke in either situation, nobody wants somebody looking into their house. Bit creepy.

Comments

Traveling_Book 9

Saturday 13 July 2019 2:40

The son definitely overreacted, but what was the goal of this “joke”? Maybe I’m dumb but someone shining a light into my house isn’t funny.

Alup132 22

Saturday 13 July 2019 3:39

Funny, I had a laser pointer pointed into my house the other day but I didn’t freak out. I was just hoping my dad wasn’t about to get shot, as it was right above him.

Emiweb 9

Saturday 13 July 2019 4:35

alycion 38

Saturday 13 July 2019 10:34

Make sure the joke is funny next time. That would panic anyone. And if he is in a gang, it would really freak him out.

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 13 July 2019 10:48

What was the point of it? Ha ha you were annoying and that's suppoed to be the joke? Lame, also know who your audience. No one likes someone creeping around their place.

Memnoc 26

Saturday 13 July 2019 12:31

What is a gang bandana? I've never heard of that.

bl3ur0z3 17

Saturday 13 July 2019 15:28

How well do you know your neighbors? Are you friends who regularly get each other's attention thurs way? Sounds like you were just being a jerk. Yea, the guy probably overreacted, but you don't annoy people you don't know.

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 13 July 2019 16:15

Do you not realize that seeing a laser point on your wall could imply that someone is trying to shoot at you? No wonder they were upset!

baby4mommy 27

Monday 15 July 2019 3:45

Are you the kind of guy who likes to play hilarious practical jokes on airline pilots and truck drivers by aiming the laser pointer into the windshield? Oh and what about cars? It is such a laugh riot when they swerve their car into the next lane and they almost hit a mom and kid in a stroller! Ah good times! For the clueless the above comments are Not Serious but intended to be taken as sarcasm!