Miscellaneous, Neighbours and Football: Nice neighborhood you've got here

Nice neighborhood you've got here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 863

You deserved it 4 098

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By Jimmy - 02/08/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 445

You deserved it 139

Suburbia

By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 14:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street, about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 861

You deserved it 3 023

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 867

You deserved it 47 210

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 072

You deserved it 6 018

By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 584

You deserved it 3 048

Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 715

You deserved it 3 031

Nice neighborhood

By Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 525

You deserved it 3 688

Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 808

You deserved it 37 583

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 722

You deserved it 15 862

By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 730

You deserved it 9 904

binga1496 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:35

I have a neighbor who threatens to shoot me with his nail gun if i step in his yard :/

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:54

Bring a shotgun out to your back yard and kick another one over the fence. Then wait...

Comments

amishfury 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:22

get a dummy grenade and toss it over with a note that reads "next time it will be live"

ohsheet 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:11

Tape a sign on it that says "is that a threat or a promise?" and kick it back over!

dangousity 21

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:17

Hint : call cops

bcrooks 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:28

Do it again they arn't going to touch you.

stewie13_666 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:05

You misspelled neighbors dumbass

ejd0411 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:55

No they didn't! The OP is in England where we use 'u' in lots of words, such as neighbour, favourite, colour etc. American's decided to alter the English language and use their own, without 'u's. You're a dumbass for being so ignorant!

katt_is_here 24

Sunday 27 November 2011 17:22

You forgot all punctuation. You are a dumbass.

saidawhiting 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:59

No, he used the proper Commonwealth spelling that all English speakers in the UK use. Dumbass.

shazza26 1

Sunday 27 November 2011 13:14

Someone's in a bad mood...

vanessa20783 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:25

go to the cops, they'll know what to do

racquel102811 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:29

kick back! (:

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 22:45

That's called "evidence" here.

Jalero916 12

Monday 28 November 2011 0:00

Definitely run to the cops *with* the football & note! Get a restraining order & make sure never to look your neighbors' way again!! Just completely ignore the neighbors & live your life however you see fit! But I definitely wouldn't live in fear...