Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
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FerrariCake 2

Kids call it like they see it. If you want someone to lie to you, ask an adult.

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RatIsKing 0

as soon as u read this, I guessed that it was posted by dessaye. I was wrong. oh well :/

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snzizle 0

um...your child didn't call u fat. she didn't say, "omg daddy, u have boobies! ur a fatty!". she's just a 5 year old kid who thinks ur comfortable

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sarcdude 3

Well first of all, like the above says, she didn't call you fat. Second of all, if you're fat, you're fat. YDI.

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RitzyDitzy 0

Maybe, instead of sitting on the couch, you should be at the gym?

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ktmac1288 0

When I was 3 I used to refer to my dad's stomach as "pillow" so don't feel to bad. Plus, If you're fat then you're fat.

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LemonStarship 5

Lose some weight before she thinks being fat is a good thing

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mj2123 0

Oh, go screw yourself. Being fat isn't a good thing or a bad thing. It's just a thing. Period.

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paintballjohn101 0

yo 28, AT LEAST HE HAS A DICK, UNLIKE U, I BET U PLAY WITH YOUR MANCUNT EVERY DAY IN BED BITCH!!!

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sarcdude 3

YO 35, I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU, IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT #28 HAS THE BEST COMMENT OF ALL TIME!

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Boudewijn 0

They are called moobs :) aka, man boobs YDI

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hilda_kitty 16

MOOBIES!! and OP, don't worry... If you're right now eating healthy and exercising often, but you are still... large... don't worry about it. Take this from a girl who is VERY proud of her blubber.

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constipated_frog 0

well at least u no that he wont lie :P

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