Parenting, Fat and Kids: Nice of her

Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By antwhite1987 - 08/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML

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It's a pillow soft for my neck

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 21:01 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By Dad Is Fat - 25/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Mount Orab

Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By Big bootay - 28/01/2019 16:00

Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML

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FerrariCake 2

Monday 7 December 2009 2:42

Kids call it like they see it. If you want someone to lie to you, ask an adult.

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Monday 7 December 2009 2:42

well you are buddy. hit the gym.

Comments

blazingman311 1

Monday 7 December 2009 19:23

I wish my boobies were good pillows.

delfoxio 0

Monday 7 December 2009 22:48

YDI for being a tubbolard

Fentown_fml 4

Tuesday 8 December 2009 1:56

Not an FML, cute kid. :)

telfie 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 7:10

YDI for having manboobs.

ColdGold 6

Tuesday 8 December 2009 17:35

That's sweet. They probably are nice to lay her head on.

lemonstars11 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 2:45

maybe you should be fat enough to have man breasts...

rachhorrors 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 1:06

oh well i feel sorry for you anyways

sammyakasamantha 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 6:15

omg thats so not a fml thats cute when i was little i would say silly syuff to my dad he would just laugh cuz i was little and i guess he thought it was cute

147somershire 0

Friday 11 December 2009 3:51

hey there. now i obviously don't know if you are fat or not. kids can say very silly things. however, for both you and your kid i'd like to suggest losing weight if you are in fact overweight. there are many reasons as to how this could benefit you and your family. they are: 1. be heathy! losing weight would ultimately make you healthier (obviously) and yes, happier due to the release of endorfins through excersize, as well as a sense of accomplishment 2. time with your son! losing weight would lower your risk for common diseases related to obesity such as heart disease. therefore, you'd be benefitting your son (who it sounds like loves u very much) because you would live longer and he'd get to have you longer. 3. set an example! recognizing your weight problem will show your son that it's important to be healthy. and also, that you're willing to take on difficult tasks (losing weight can be incredibly difficult or incredibly simple) for the better good. 4. help others! by making healthier choices in your life, hopefully, and i urge you to do so, you will convince your family to make healthy choices too. weight can certainly be hereditary. but also it definitely does not hurt to eat more fruits and veggies and get more excersize. educate yourself and your family. it won't hurt to do so i guarantee it. make healthy choices into healthy habits. good luck!