Smells and Kids: Nice, thanks

Nice, thanks

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By julieseattle - 28/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML

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By whattdafuuukkkk - 05/06/2012 11:56 - United States

Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML

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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 18:01 - United States - Exeter

Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML

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By DDubs - 08/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

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plethora 3

Sunday 17 May 2009 10:19

"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:54

Kids are brutally honest.

Comments

SwingSea 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:49

First of all buy some soap, body spray, and mouth wash! 2nd, teach that kid some manners!

lakeylove 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:40

tell her she smells like a **** and also say Hey I wouldnt be bff's with a cute little Medusie! " wait till she learns who medusa is in 3rd grade!

elmundox 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:45

Jen, huh? You must be asian, therefor smell curry.

ammali 0

Monday 18 May 2009 15:46

I love how everybody is assuming you stink here. She's a stupid kid, she may have just not liked your scent, the perfume or whatever you wore was unusual to her.

philosopher 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:54

Awww, more proof that a girl can be a bitch at any age...

lilmistabys 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:39

u should have checked that kid in the face

ZEROGage 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 21:14

lol... At least she didn't say you smelled like sh!t. She may just not have liked your brand of DO/perfume or soap...

id0nTgiv3af___ 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:03

hygiene is really important. kids are honest soo uhh yeah

irrelevantxx 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:18

Well I'd have to agree with the little girl. It's not her fault you smell like shit.

ivals 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 3:36

Well first of all your so cute, NOT. Now I recommend getting some perfume or something called SOAP when you wash (if you ever do at all) then tell the kid she stinks too