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By Mee - 10/09/2010 05:30 - United States

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Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By howdoesthatmakesense - 02/05/2016 20:05 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML

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Just a prank, again

By momaaa1342 - 21/10/2013 03:51 - United States - Elmwood

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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By noname - 07/11/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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BeautifulDizaztr 0

Friday 10 September 2010 12:21

If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.

theskaterdude123 0

Friday 10 September 2010 12:19

ptob getting a period in class is the worse

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pleasenopuffin 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:48

and??? this really isn't a big deal. I'm sure a lot of families have similar conversations.

LASHKEENYA 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:51

omg every guy says boner and every girl says period. girls: If u aren't nasty bitches you'll be prepared.

AKlesbian907 0

Friday 10 September 2010 22:53

nasty? get a clue, an education whatever it takes to knock some sense into you. Not everyone is on a perfect schedule. some are so irregular that they can happen at anytime. sometimes going months or over a year in-between. It happens to all girls at some point. even then, I'd still say boner lol. I've seen the torment on a guys face having to get in front of a group of people with a boner. it's damn near heart breaking lol!

andyfreay 1

Friday 10 September 2010 16:52

going from 8==D to 8=========D is worse in class

hypnos_fml 0

Friday 10 September 2010 16:54

proff, just seeing the amount of people that disagree with you, me included, should show you that your are obvisouly wong, just accept I and stop defending your original comment

JerseyGurl4life 0

Friday 10 September 2010 17:00

In one of my classes the big black girl had her period and got up to change clothes. She left a puddle of blood on the seat. She came back wit new clothes on.she sat right into the puddle of blood...it was so bad

MC_Telepathy 0

Friday 10 September 2010 17:03

lol wong. looks like gooks do go on here

validus 0

Friday 10 September 2010 17:12

boner. I say this cuz of how awkward you feel, and it is kinda hard to hide an erect penis

gunner83 1

Friday 10 September 2010 17:21

boner

imagineapc 11

Friday 10 September 2010 17:23

This is just hilarious.

yaya1213 6

Friday 10 September 2010 17:23

period is far worse if ur a dude then u wouldnt know period stains leak thru n boners r easier 2 hide

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