Nice timing

By Mee - 10/09/2010 05:30 - United States

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Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0

If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.

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theskaterdude123 0

ptob getting a period in class is the worse

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icadragoon 11

I don't understand why this is a FML, I have weirder conversations with my family. Periods are much worse then an errection, guys can go in the bathoom and jerk it and it goes away, the stain on the underwear (depending on how bad it is) never will. it sucks even more if the girl is wearing white, cause then you stick out like a sore thumb.

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icadragoon 11

Not all the time, but still we deal with periods our whole lives (till we hit menopause (sp?)) guys only are serverly embarassed by boners through school and that's it (unless they just have really bad luck).

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lil_miss_shorty 2

Who is stupid enough to wear white when their period is due? It's just asking for trouble...

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ibitehard 9

Uh HELLO??? Are you serious??? Periods aren't always regular it could be early or late, and then what, WHERE'S YOUR LOGIC NOW?!?

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lil_miss_shorty 2

You can tell when your period is due. There's back ache, stomach ache/cramps, headache, sore breasts, PMS etc. Usually at least one of these symptoms comes up shortly before you start to give you a warning. If you're irregular you ought to be controlling it with the pill or something anyway so that you don't have these little accidents. There's never an excuse to be unprepared for your period.

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porter12 0

you're kidding right. yea I have a boner in class let me just go into the schools bathroom go in a stall and start jerkin off to the wall to make my boner go away.... no you're stupid

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Freeze_fml 16

Well, you know us guys. Going potty to jerk off every now and then. Good thing we only get boners at a certain time of the month, right?

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joa76 3

250: If you're in high school, you'd almost HAVE to have parental permission to get on the pill (the only exception being if you go to Planned Parenthood, and only a small percentage of people live near one). So what about the people who 1. are incredibly irregular, 2. don't have any signs (like you mentioned) beforehand (which a LOT of people don't), and 3. have parents who won't let them take birth control or are afraid to ask them? Also, being unprepared means not having any pads or tampons "just in case." But you can get your period in class, have a teacher who won't let you leave, and not be able to do anything about it, even if you yourself are completely prepared.

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s2kman 0

period would be worse for sure..atleast boners last for a few mins and they dnt just pop up wen ur walking and how often do u stand up in front of ur class?? imagine havin a wet feeling down there durin class.

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life_hates_you 0

Wait, how is this an FML? I think it's like asking which came first, the chicken, or the egg? Noone will ever really know the answer. Now, onto more important things! #11 what was the absolute best way to kill a zombie?

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RadAtThis01 0

are you old enough to know what a woman's period is or can you even get boners??

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im_awsome 2

o don't consider this an Fml but the period it's worse cuz boners go away I believe.. unless it happens at the end of the class lmao

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sillybabee 3

isn't that just lovely

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aardvarkish 15

Taste Great! Less Filling! Oh Hi There....

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berg54 0

Nothing wrong with the convo. That's what family is for but definitely the boner.

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