Intimacy: Nice timing - FML

Nice timing

By Mee - 10/09/2010 05:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By howdoesthatmakesense - 02/05/2016 20:05 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML

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Just a prank, again

By momaaa1342 - 21/10/2013 03:51 - United States - Elmwood

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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By noname - 07/11/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 16/12/2018 09:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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BeautifulDizaztr 0

Friday 10 September 2010 12:21

If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.

theskaterdude123 0

Friday 10 September 2010 12:19

ptob getting a period in class is the worse

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x3herox3 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:58

I'd say boners r worse.

MetallicaRules19 4

Friday 10 September 2010 13:59

shirt* lol fail

hannaclara 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:59

Not an FML ! Just a fun family !! :)

Pro_Nothing 9

Friday 10 September 2010 14:01

I can hide a boner, I always wear a long shirt! 

jesselemky 3

Monday 9 June 2014 1:16

Small dick helps you to

1121osu2110 0

Friday 10 September 2010 14:04

how is this an fml? really? it's a convo at a table.. omg my life is so messed up... whatever... if there was people over like your boyfriend or something like that then this might be and fml... seriously this isn't that bad... grow up and stop whinning...

MetalFish 0

Friday 10 September 2010 14:25

to be fair, if my mum and dad and other family was sat round a table discussing erections and periods, I'd be so embarrassed!

MetalFish 0

Friday 10 September 2010 14:06

I thought you was on about my tattoo xD that says justice on the blade :p awesome album!

stopyourbitching 0

Friday 10 September 2010 14:06

Period is way worse. Bonded aren't always noticeable.

WTFreversed 5

Friday 10 September 2010 14:09

holy shit I just noticed your tatt nice

Tootsiee 0

Friday 10 September 2010 14:12

Why is this fml? Be happy your family can talk about things like this, brings you closer sthu OP.

MC_Telepathy 0

Friday 10 September 2010 14:12

18 this is talking about real womens periods not tranny shit. you really need to get out of the house more dude or get a life

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