Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Mirorbo 26

That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~

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Joeyc524 0

Hahahha that's mad funny

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Islander_fml 5

I always use anal control. That, and being gay.

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ballenzak 0

999999999999999 points for your bf xD

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ElijahAndrews 0

ahaha right onnn

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CorinnaHEY 6

It's an efficient way to stay constipated for a week too, very cute.

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mountvernon 0

lol that's funny as hell

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jcole1997 0

He has a point, a good one. He gets the same pleasure so why the hell should he care. Plus you can't get pregnant so another plus for the guy, which is all that matters. = )

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5t3ff1k4h 44

So, did you actually read the 300 comments before you telling everyone that you can still get pregnant from anal? I'll assume not. And it doesn't feel the same for the guy. One's tighter than the other, unless you've been having a lot of anal sex.

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