Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Mirorbo 26

That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~

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Joeyc524 0

Hahahha that's mad funny

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kimmmi91 9

lmao it's kinda funny I mean even if it not into it it's funny but FYI u can still get prego from anal if his **** leaks out into ur vag haha

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kritz0 10

Wow....thanks for pointing out something SEVERAL people have already pointed out ages ago. Read some of the earlier comments. -.-

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t0m_fml 0

your boyfriend is my hero

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Tito147 0

...but poopoo is made from there... WTF U SICK WEIRDOS!!!!

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KaitlynJohan 4

AGREED 100 % ! that's nasty #af !

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petitsinge_fml 0

LOL did you know there's a small percentage chance to get pregnant by anal sex? Fail.

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paprikacha 9

A brief summary of the comments in this section: 1. ::insert SCIENCE! here:: 2. ::insert something that looks like SCIENCE! but is really a jackass with an SAT vocabulary list trying to sound intelligent:: 3. Hurrrr what's the problem?/This guy is a hero (read: I may or may not care about the comfort of my sexual partner) 4. 'If he wants to give he should be required to receive...' 5. Response to the above: 'Eww that's gay, only women should have to have SOMETHING SHOVED UP THEIR ASS' 6. Various forms of light to heavy misogyny 7. Abstinence is the best form of birth control out of them all! ^_^ Personally, I think if the guy is kidding, whatev, his sense of humor is lame. If he's not kidding, and she's up for trying it, more power to her -- some women are okay with it, and actually enjoy it, but it's certainly not a safe and effective form of birth control. If he's not kidding and the OP, like me, has had to explain multiple times to their stupid, flatheaded now-ex that for some people the process is painful, degrading, and can lead to bleeding afterwards, then he's clearly a dumb **** and abstinence probably IS the best way to go to avoid the idiocy gene from SOMEHOW getting spread any further than it already does on an hourly basis. Also, every member of the opposite gender whose comment falls under category #5 deserves to have their dick shrivel up like a withered cucumber, and #6's are gonna die alone. : )

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jcole1997 0

No...abstinence is for people who have no idea the freedom and release as well as pleasure and love that can come from sex. If you want to never have sex and just sit at home withering away, no one ever wanting to touch you, your choice.

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paprikacha 9

Dawg, I think you completely missed the point of what I was saying.

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