Nice try, dude

By bigbill - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML
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Itsalltoomuch 0

I read his words in Redds voice from that 70's show.

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karagana 5

But someone needs to buy the monopoly money then, unless they have bought monopoly like five times already.

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SexySlayer1248 18

That number doesn't sound random, sounds like he has some bills to pay and is putting it on you.

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Eggers 2

no kidding. I would've said "well gosh. guess you shouldn't have had sex then."

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sxe_beast 11

This seems like a really random number. I mean if he kept EVERY single receipt over that long period of time and was able to successfully calculate the total... He should go be an accountant?!

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kseizzle 0

I read about a case where a parent was trying to sue their child for raising expenses after they grew up! They lost of course but it makes you realize how lucky you are to not have this much of an idiot for a parent. Sorry OP, FYL :(

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caviar_fml 2

tell him that's what he gets for not wearing a condom

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sxe_beast 11

This seems like a really random number. I mean if he kept EVERY single receipt over that long period of time and was able to successfully calculate the total... He should go be an accountant?!

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dangerberry27 0

he's the one that helped make ya! dnt pay that jerk. that just upsets me! sorry Hun, buy dnt pay! no court wld force that bill- tell him to F off!

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aPieceOfFruit 16

sue him for psychological damages and pay him with what you get :D

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koolaid541 0

Don't pay him spit he should've worn a condom.

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cinderella10383 6

I say sue him for psychological damages and then take pics of yourself rolling in the money he had to pay you and tape it to his windshield assuming his drunk ass has a license still

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