Nice try, dude

By bigbill - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 980
You deserved it 3 110
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Itsalltoomuch 0

I read his words in Redds voice from that 70's show.

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broomhildo 19

Buy him a box of condoms and leave a note saying if he would have used these, he wouldn't have had to "raise your lazy ass"

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mrmerino 0

You don't have to pay that, you know. You're tax deductible.

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sandmancometh 3

Tell him you will pay him 1000 easy payments, one payment per year. Then ask him to buy lunch.

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UsagiArwen 23

Op, don't worry about it. Worst he can do is try to sue you which will most definitely not win in any civil court. Maybe he'll even take it to Judge Judy, in which case you can see him make an ass of himself on camera.

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kittea86 0

31, you're the idiot. The fml is that his dad is an ass, not that op thinks he has to pay the bill.

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RiverRayne 9

You didnt ask to be born, or to be raised by him. So **** him, and his bill. I would be an evil bitch and sue his ass, legally, for mental anguish and distress for having an alcoholic father.

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dolphingirl00 0

I am pretty sure that you would win that law suite.

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Miamouse 0

you should give him a bill for $27,602 for having to deal with him

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