Nice try, Sheila

By Mulee - 07/03/2009 12:03 - Belgium

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Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't have time to buy a ticket. When I was the conductor, he was a young man so I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I hadn't bought a ticket he said, "Do your top up, I'm gay." FML
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Same thing different taste

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hahahahaha owned. Well. It was worth a try I suppose.

horniboi 0

1-Your boobs must be old and wrinkly or small. 2-You're a ****. 3-How cheap are you trying to sell your dignity?

whatthefuckguys 0

I don't understand where the "*****" and "*****" comments are coming from. You're acting like she ripped open her shirt and proceeded to gyrate against the conductor's leg or something. Showing a little bit of cleavage is not slutty. Trying to use your cleavage to avoid a fine is not being a ***** (she mentioned that she had to run so that she wouldn't miss her train, it's not like she's trying to get a free ride because she's lazy). What she did is certainly not demeaning to women's rights and dignity. I mean, come on people. Grow up a little. Sure, this really isn't true FML material, and it's not like she DESERVED to get her ticket for a lower price, but at the same time, she did not offer him sexual favors, or flash him, or touch him inappropriately; no, she merely opened her shirt a little to show a bit more skin and be flirty. While it may not be the RIGHT thing to do, it's not like it's some awful taboo that she just violated. I honestly don't see this ANY different than crying when getting pulled over by the police for speeding. Would you call a crybaby a ***** too? Learn what slutty behavior is before calling someone a *****, honestly.

out of all the skanky things i've read on FML, THIS is what people choose to point out as skanky. i don't really get it. minimally skanky. in my mind it's the same principle as wearing something attractive (possibly with some cleavage) to an interview, or smiling and being really cute when you're trying to talk someone into something. women use their femininity to try and charm the world into doing what they want on a daily basis. we're practically trained into it. open your eyes, folks, this is not abnormal. it's just funny how she got shot down. :D shit happens.

musu_fml 0

"women use their femininity to try and charm the world into doing what they want on a daily basis" And you think that's okay? I'm addressing any women here who do the kinds of things the OP here did; you can use your looks to get what you want, or you can be taken seriously as a human being. Choose one. You're unlikely to get both. But what do I care. I'm on the same team as the conductor.

kandy_fml 0

Using your good looks to get what you want every single day is wrong. It's manipulative. Not necessarily skanky, but not right. But doing it every once in awhile? What's wrong with that? Nothing. I still don't understand why people think this makes her a ***** or a *****. She's didn't offer sex, she didn't flash him. She showed him cleavage. Girls do that every day. Does that make all women who show cleavage ******? No. It means they're proud of their body and want to show it off. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.

That's absolutely hilarious. I would do the exact same thing he did. It's great that there are other people out there with a similar personality to my own.

NewLogic87 0

LOL good job using your looks to get you places.

You guys are being absolutely ridiculous with your comments.