Nice try, Sheila

By Mulee - 07/03/2009 12:03 - Belgium

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Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't have time to buy a ticket. When I was the conductor, he was a young man so I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I hadn't bought a ticket he said, "Do your top up, I'm gay." FML
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In defense of this person, everyone here who says the conductor drives the train are the DUMB and STUPID ones. the ENGINEER drives the train, the CONDUCTOR takes tickets. I would know, I am one. That being said, this works all the time provided you arent gay like the gentleman above. +1 for this girl for being smart trying to avoid the surcharge. Use what you got. Win-win for both parties involved.

That's probably never occurred to some of you that not all pretty or sexy women would stoop that low, because they don't all view themselves as sex objects and men as stupid lechers. Those of us who criticize don't necessarily hate sex, women, and the world you know... And flashing cleavage is hardly an empowering, feminist statement to me, that's even pretty insulting to quite a few people if you ask me. (I do think calling her a "*****" etc is exaggerate, after all we're talking about a single incident). #77: That's probably because that's what a "conducteur" is in French. Not everybody here is an Anglophone, you know.

Lol but so many conductors actually ARE like that, they tend to just brush it off whenever a female does the wrong thing.

probably using the gay thingy as an excuse... he could have been blunt and said " sorry i dun like ***** "

#78: Then they shouldnt speak as if theyre 100% right.

musu_fml 0

#76. Having a nice body and showing it off doesn't make you a *****; it makes you a confident and happy person. Having a nice body and showing it off FOR IMPROPER FINANCIAL GAIN (in this case, free ticket/avoid a fine), that makes you a *****.

kandy_fml 0

#82. Actually it doesn't make you a *****. If she slept with every crew member on the train in order to get a free ticket, yes she's a *****. But she was simply using what she had to her advantage. Honestly, there isn't anything wrong with that. If you haven't yet I'm sure you will, use something you're good at or something you've got to your advantage. It's the same idea. You can't call someone a ***** just by hearing one story over the internet. It's judgmental, rude, and unfair to the sender.

DiscoInfiltrator 0

you are all so judgmental why dont you stop playing world of warcraft and actually meet real people instead of judging someone you dont even know on the internet, and shit girl i give you props for doing what you had to do if i had boobs i totally would have tried too, sorry most people on this site are douchebags hug hug

christinaaa_fml 0

first of all, your a ***** for showing anything off and think you could get in for free second of all your a dumb ***** for putting constructor instead of conductor

stupid ***** serves you right, i hope you got fined