Health: Today, I discovered a cold sore in my ear, which I need to treat...

By Yudith - 27/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I discovered a cold sore in my ear, which I need to treat with a cream. Because of health issues, I already have six different creams and lotions to apply to various parts of my body, including buttcrack and hair. FML

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By Ow ow owwww - 15/08/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML

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Nice spread

By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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By ChangMu - 01/05/2013 06:40 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML

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By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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Creamed

By Anonymous - 15/10/2021 02:00

Today, I had a heat rash on my crotch. I asked my mom for cortisone cream. While I was putting it on, it suddenly started burning. It turns out she gave me arthritis cream. FML

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By ringrash - 14/01/2016 06:17 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML

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Skin care

By Username - 24/11/2010 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML

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Can't win

By Rawrssa - 13/03/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 04/02/2024 21:00

Today, I finally forced my husband to go to the doctor's for his chronically itchy arsehole, which he scratches in his sleep, and ends up bleeding all over the sheets. Turns out it’s a fungal infection. Now he has to apply a cream twice a day, which isn’t fun to watch when he does it in the bedroom. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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Tripartita 44

Monday 27 February 2017 18:46

"…including buttcrack…" Oh, god, that sucks! "…and hair." Oh, g… actually, that doesn't seem so bad when it follows up the first part.

Tumaco1963 19

Monday 27 February 2017 20:05

How do you get a cold sore in your ear?

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 February 2017 18:44

Which hair? Please say it's not your buttcrack hair!

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 28 February 2017 7:31

For some reason that's exactly what I thought when I first read it!

Tripartita 44

Monday 27 February 2017 18:46

"…including buttcrack…" Oh, god, that sucks! "…and hair." Oh, g… actually, that doesn't seem so bad when it follows up the first part.

sgdigaetano 3

Monday 27 February 2017 19:53

WTMI

Tumaco1963 19

Monday 27 February 2017 20:05

How do you get a cold sore in your ear?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 27 February 2017 20:20

Aural sex

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 27 February 2017 22:26

Which gave way to the new slogan, "once you go black, you go deaf."

LyricaSilvan 29

Tuesday 28 February 2017 0:55

The people voting this comment down clearly don't watch Family Guy.

loucypher 2

Monday 27 February 2017 20:36

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Arashikage 18

Monday 27 February 2017 20:56

Unless you're a Doctor you don't know jack squat on what's going on with OP

writergirl1029 17

Tuesday 28 February 2017 4:48

Just off the top of my head, OP could be having a reaction to a prescription, or an autoimmune disease. Don't judge.

cakefete2 30

Monday 27 February 2017 20:50

A cold sore in your ear? You gotta stop listening to so many dirty secrets.

ASLGabby 9

Monday 27 February 2017 22:28

If you're already using 6 other creams, one more can't be too bad. At least it's not your genital area!

pelletman67 16

Tuesday 28 February 2017 4:59

I thought cold sores were only in moist areas around and in your mouth i.e. Herpes in the genitalia area. I guess you have to knock out the person giving you wet willies...

mikbrooke 25

Wednesday 1 March 2017 0:03

i get cold sores on my thumbs.

fiercehawk 20

Tuesday 28 February 2017 5:56

I foresee this resulting in more FMLs ... Best get a set of Sharpies and color code those tubes, OP.

VoodooLuv 2

Tuesday 28 February 2017 16:42

Not my business but if your getting rashes all over get rid of the creams and find out the real cause. Probably environmental(mold) or an allergy (food or detergent).