Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
I agree, your life sucks 71 657
You deserved it 3 492

Same thing different taste

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He obviously didn't do a good job. :/

why the hate? She didn't say he succeeded, only that he TRIED to fake his own death. It is not like she has believed this months over months. As for HOW he did it... how is she supposed to explain this within the character limit of an FML? My ex has done the very same thing. Faked his own death (he was in the army, living in Italy, where I was supposed to follow six months later), so it was easier for him. He faked his own death, and only because I snooped around in his email account one day (to delete it) did I realize he was living the good life with his new millionaire girlfriend. Sometimes life is just that: absolutely and utterly unbelievable

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#2: "Yeah, I find this hard to believe; I mean, faking your death is serious business. He'd have to move out of the city or state at minimum, right?" Agreed. (Or province, state, territory, etc...) If this is real, YDI for having a fiance that stupid.

Omg lmao. Well @ least you aren't stuck with this asshole.

shidalikewhoot 0

wow thats tha worst thing ever!

coward! hes a bitch, but howd he fake die? fake drowning, fake heart attack, fake murder?

#78/FMLwrestler....are you freaking serious? Some people cheat regardless of how "into sex" they're partner is. Some people are just assholes that cheat...so if the OP's fiance cheated on her, it wasn't necessarily her fault because she didn't give him enough sex. Stop being such a freaking douche.

Sounds like you're a bit of a dominatrix....

sarahvalasco 0

i moderated this one dont remember what i put though...

Wow, I voted for Obama, I deserve special treatment now. Ugh.

Twinfools2431 0

reminds me of that family guy episode where quagmire tries to fake his death