Love, Relatable, Awkward and Seduction: Nice try

Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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Being nice is so 1968

By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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YDIdouche 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

AWESOME!

Aldrahil 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

... Nice one, Ace.

Comments

ssm9272 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 15:45

LOL! think before you speak what i wanna know is how she responded to that

Robinhood_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 15:47

Can someone explain this to me? Is this a guy who is straight and just mixed up his words, a guy who is legit gay, or a girl who is lesbian?

Go_Home 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:06

Hahah! That's funny!

jonnymohio 2

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:07

I agree, Freudian slip. You wanted to say something else, but your brain knew the truth and it came out.

kilacqua 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:08

using the word 'gay' could have been suitable in this situation, if it were about 40-50 years ago. thats how screwed up the english language is. like when people think of hitler 'staches, they for get that charlie chaplin had it first.

penguin123 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:43

HAHAHAHAHAH!

penguin123 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:49

Some people obviously don't get this so I'll explain for this that don't. You know how sometimes when you think of one word to say and then quickly change it in your head to another word and your head mixes the two words up? That's what he did. He mixed up good and okay, and out came gay! It wasn't his subconscious mind saying GAY, it was a scramble of words. That's why I think it's so funny!

kerrific 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:57

it's a shame that just 30 some years ago, saying that would mean you were happy...

shock93 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:58

so many of these mixed up word FML's lately. get original.

megs8907 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:59

Thank-you, this FML made me laugh. I agree with #41, I also want to know how she responded to that. I hope you explained what you meant to say right away to her :-) Better luck next time Ace!